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The devil answers some questions, ducks some others and trusts the imps to prepare a passport copy for him. Unwise.

Dear Mr Lopez,

I have received your email; if your flights travel as fast and as frequently as your logo then the deal is certain for a quick conclusion! It was fairly hypnotic. The imps fell into some sort of trance before all starting to sing "Leaving on Jet Plane" in falsetto, in sync, incessantly. I had to turn it off to release them from its charms. Quite amazing.

I have attached a copy of my passport; or at least I hope I have. These things are something of a mystery to me, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. I arranged for the imps to copy it for me, I hope they have done a good job.

The nearest airport is Tullamarine Airport, Melbourne. My delivery address is listed below.

You say that there is a panalty if I do not pay by the 10th of December. I am not familiar with the term but as the email arrived on the 10th, I will have to confront it head on. Please advise.

Finally, there is the small matter of 3,000 euro. Surely this is not my responsibility, as the transaction is not originating from me. I await your advice on this. I may have to get back to the Reverend West to seek his counsel.

Yours acridly,

Nick Lucifer.

The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
Fax : (+613) 9328 5338

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