Things are quiet, so the Devil writes to Reverend West:
Dear Reverend West,
It has been a stinker of a day; perhaps not hellishly hot but sticky and humid none the less.
As you requested I contacted the people in Holland but have yet to receive a reply.
OCEAN DIPLOMATIC SECURITY & FINANCE,
DIPLOMATIC COUIRER SERVICES,
Re: One Diplomatic Silver Cargo tagged Diplomatic classified.
In respect of the services this corporation will render to your company in the transportation and doorstep handling of your diplomatic cargo, we are oblige to acknowledge the true receipt and successful arrival of your cargo presently pending in our custody awaiting final despatch instructions.We need the following information as set forth;
á A copy of your international passport or drivers lisence as identification of true consignee.
á Name of the nearest International Airport close to you
.Address of delivery
Meanwhile, we urge you to treat the above requirement with utmost urgency to enable us dispense our duties and obligations accordingly thereby allowing us to serve you in a timely fashion. Also, you are to furnish us with this urgent information on or latest10th December 2003 to enable us acquaint you with our delivery flight schedule.
Above all,we have satisfactorily concluded all statutory investigation as regards your cargo and will release your consignment on arrival to your country after due identification and completion of the inspection of the consignment as this is part of our delivery protocol. Note, elapse of above mentioned date will authorise cargo withholding for redirection to custom security valt subject to panalty fee. Meanwhile,You are to pay the Security and handling charge / outstanding insurance balance of 3,000 Euro through Western Union Money Transfer to us in the name of Mr.Patric Clements,Madrid Spain.Kindly forward the control number to us through email or you fax a copy to our office.Once we receive the payment,we will send you the delivery flight schedule.
As always, feel very free to contact us should you have any further questions as our customers rights are continuously protected. We pledge our best services at all times.
Don Inacio Lopez