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The Reverend seems to have gone west but Mr Smith the courier returns:


Nick,

Once you are ready to wire the fund,let me know and i will send you an account.

Edward Smith


Ah my dear Sir!

You cannot believe how pleased I am to hear from you. That glabrous invertebrate West has abandoned me to the low swinging chariots of Pastor Newbery. I had assumed that my plight was terminal and was bemoaning my lot most pitifully. Your correspondence stood out like a pimple on the bum of my despair.

My problem, quite clearly corresponded to Reverend West, is that Western Union need a definite address to send the money to and, as the amount is greater than $500, a description of the recipient. This seemed to be beyond the comprehension of that first cousin of a primordial ooze dweller.

I have much more faith in your ability to carry this to completion.

Please send me the information with great haste. My need is dire.

Yours desperately,

Nick Lucifer.

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The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
NORTH MELBOURNE, 3051,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
Fax : (+613) 9328 5338


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