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All quiet from the Reverend West's corner:


I find your silence disturbing. Time is not with us and dilly-dallying will serve no purpose but to encourage the mad Pastor Newbery in his pursuit of my vitals. I barely escaped with my gonads intact last time, I fear mightily for the future. And besides, there are only so many times I can hear 'We shall not be moved' before my bowels and stomach feel inclined to disprove the message.

Pray hurry Sir,

Nick Lucifer.

The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
Fax : (+613) 9328 5338

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