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The Devil puts down his mug of pitch and reads the email reply. At the bottom of the page are two sets of contact details: different names, different addresses, different phones and faxes, but the same email address. He ponders this, rubs his chin and says “Mmm...curious.”


Dear Brother

greetings in JESUS NAME,

I saw your reply and i want to say that it is the lords doing. (Not quite... )

it is not by my might nor by my power but by the mercy of the living GOD. I see reasons with you my dear about been sceptical about the offer but do not worry for there is noting hinding that can not be reviewed.GOD will show you the reality of this offer.so be not decieved for GOD is not mocked whatsover a man soweth that shall he reap.

and secondly pls i will advice you to send me your full address and your pictures,so that i will send someone to you.

and pls my dear be aware that i am a very busy person,so i wont have much time to attend to you,but i will take you through the proceedures on how to recieve the funds,as soon as possible.

I gave my lawyer a contract to secure a land in spain for a big project that i had wanted to execute,but for some reasons best known to GOD it was somehow delayed. (No, lawyers are my domain.) so the funds were kept in a finance security company. SO I will personaly call my laywer to give you the certificate of deposite,so that you can have the funds transfered to you by the finance security company. and pls make sure you get back to me.

you can contact the finance company and pls do get back to me i will call you personally at my convinent time.

GOD bless you real good. (Don't you swear at me!)

OCEAN DIPLOMATIC SECURITY & FINANCE,
AMSTERDAM,HOLLAND.
Tel.0031 645936xxx
Fax.0031 645936xxx
EMAIL.dcsinfom@drm.com
CARGO MANAGER. MR. EDWARD SMITH

SPAIN BRANCH
OCEAN DIPLOMATIC SECURITY & FINANCE,
MADRID SPAIN.
TEL.0034 628086xxx
FAX.0034 628086xxx
EMAIL.dcsinfom@drm.com
CARGO MANAGER,DON INACIO LOPEZ

(Mmm...curious.)


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