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Nick, as always, is apologetic.

PAGGLES = Pride, Anger, Greed, Gluttony, Lust, Envy & Sloth.

My Good Sir,

I must apologise for the lapse in communications. The festive season has taken a large amount of my time and I have been out prowling the malls spreading the word. And the word is 'paggles'. It does spread most wonderfully easily.

I am pleased to note that there quite a few boys and girls that I have saved from the saccharine inclusion on that wretched Santa's Good List. I considering having the following engraved over the door of my chapel:

There was a little girl, who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead,
When she was good , she was very very good,
But when she was bad she was absolutely...wonderful.

I am considering using Hellvetica. What do you think?

I take your point about the cargo people and I will attend to it first thing in the morning. They have been most sanguine about the whole process and not showing the degree of urgency that it so rightly deserves.

Do you think there may be a better firm to handle the transaction?

May I take this opportunity to wish you and your family a festive season filled with lust, envy and greed.

Right now I am off in search of a late evening dollop of sloth.

Yours festively,

Nick Lucifer.

The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
Fax : (+613) 9328 5338

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