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Dear Barister Yusuff Bello Esq,

Thank you so very much for your letter. It warms the cockles of me heart to get such good news. (While some people consider me to be heartless I can assure you that I am not without cockles and that they respond quite favourably to warming by items such as your letter.)

I will sign the document and scan it back to you. I am at a loss to explain why my fax should not work. Perhaps an act of God, the malicious old bastard.

Yours unctuously,

Nick Lucifer.

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The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
NORTH MELBOURNE, 3051,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
Fax : (+613) 9328 5338


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