The Devil is apologetic.

My Dear Reverend West,

Thank you for your correspondence and I do apologise profusely for my tardy reply. I have been across the River Styx, drumming up business. It is a traditional thing really as business is usually quite brisk this time of year and there is not a big need to gee on my potential initiates.

That may explain why I did not receive your call.

I am most excited that you will be coming to visit me; I can promise you a most warm welcome. Will you be bringing the money with you? Do you often come to Australia?

I look forward to hearing from you,

Nick Lucifer.

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The Brimstone Chapel,
964/502 Victoria Street,
NORTH MELBOURNE, 3051,
Victoria Australia.

Phone: (+613) 9838 4333
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