“And thus I clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol'n forth of holy writ
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.”

- Richard III (Shakespeare)

Last addition: January 19th., 2004.

1. Recently a prophecy was given on my behalf...
2. I refer, of course, to Australia.
3. GOD will show you the reality of this offer.
4. It is, after all, a time of traditions.
5. GOD BLESS YOU MY DEAR SISTER.
6. Feted with plum-pudding and tinsel.
7. Holland it is.
8. Or is it Spain?
9. Leaving on Jet Plane.
10. i percieve the kind of person you are...
11. I can promise you a most warm welcome.
12. Do not entertain any fear.
13. I await your urgent response in this matter.
14. The malicious old bastard.
15. we wish you a happy christmax in advance.
16. Just the devil in me, I guess.
17. YOU DO NOT REPLY TO MY MAIL PROMTLY WHY?
18. what do you mean by monies?
19. A PROBLEM WITH MY SPERM.
20. Kiddies, do not try this at home.
21. I have run up against a little problem...
22. You have to pressurelise them.
23. And the word is 'paggles'.
24. WHAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN YOU AND THE FINANCE COMPANY?
25. I DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND YOUR ENGLISH MOST TIMES.
26. But you are a simple man so I will endeavour to keep it simple.
27. I WAS SHOCKED.
28. But I do enjoy the shouting, even if it is hopelessly melodic.
29. A daunting and ultimately barren project.
30. I WILL NOT SIT DOWN ANY LONGER.
31. Inept buffoons.
32. I have had a Howard of a day!
33. Pastor Cosmo Newbery.
34. A tight arsed, loose moralled, maniac.
35. I find your silence disturbing.
36. A pimple on the bum of my despair.