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“And thus I clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol'n forth of holy writ
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.”

- Richard III (Shakespeare)

Last addition: January 19th., 2004.

  1. Recently a prophecy was given on my behalf...
  2. I refer, of course, to Australia.
  3. GOD will show you the reality of this offer.
  4. It is, after all, a time of traditions.
  5. GOD BLESS YOU MY DEAR SISTER.
  6. Feted with plum-pudding and tinsel.
  7. Holland it is.
  8. Or is it Spain?
  9. Leaving on Jet Plane.
  10. i percieve the kind of person you are...
  11. I can promise you a most warm welcome.
  12. Do not entertain any fear.
  13. I await your urgent response in this matter.
  14. The malicious old bastard.
  15. we wish you a happy christmax in advance.
  16. Just the devil in me, I guess.
  17. YOU DO NOT REPLY TO MY MAIL PROMTLY WHY?
  18. what do you mean by monies?
  19. A PROBLEM WITH MY SPERM.
  20. Kiddies, do not try this at home.
  21. I have run up against a little problem...
  22. You have to pressurelise them.
  23. And the word is 'paggles'.
  24. WHAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN YOU AND THE FINANCE COMPANY?
  25. I DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND YOUR ENGLISH MOST TIMES.
  26. But you are a simple man so I will endeavour to keep it simple.
  27. I WAS SHOCKED.
  28. But I do enjoy the shouting, even if it is hopelessly melodic.
  29. A daunting and ultimately barren project.
  30. I WILL NOT SIT DOWN ANY LONGER.
  31. Inept buffoons.
  32. I have had a Howard of a day!
  33. Pastor Cosmo Newbery.
  34. A tight arsed, loose moralled, maniac.
  35. I find your silence disturbing.
  36. A pimple on the bum of my despair.