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Charles has been beavering away sending me cerificates and all sorts of stuff bearing big black stamps "APPROVED".
FIRST OF ALL I MUST THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND EFFORT AND SUPPORT IN THIS TRANSACTION BECUASE YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME.THEN SECONDLY I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU I HAVE FINALLY SUCCEDED IN SECURING THE NNPC APPROVAL TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA SO NOW PRESENTLY THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR PAYMENT IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA SO VERY SOON EXPECT THE CENTRAL BANK TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU DIRECTLY WITH INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO ARRANGE FOR THE FINAL TRANSFER.
AT THIS POINT I MUST EMPHASIZE THAT WE HAVE TO KEEP IN VERY CLOSE BECUASE YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BANK DIRECTLY (This happens a lot with these guys - there is a contact person and then there is the 'bank' contact. They do not seen to know how or when this bank contact will happen. Or act that way, at least.)I MUST ALSO ASSURE THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECUASE ALL THOSE DOCUMENTS I SENT YOU ARE AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS (Of course) FEEL FREE TO QUOTE THE REFERENCES IN DEALING WITH THE CENTRAL BANK AND PLEASE ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT AT NO TIME SHOULD YOU MENTION MY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS TRANSACTION AS IT WILL AFFECT MY JOB DRASTICALLY (???) UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A MARRIED MAN WITH KIDS (Hang on Charles, you told Minnie that you were divorced and had no kids...) AND I HAVE BEEN IN ACTIVE SERVICE IN THE MINISTRY FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS SO IF ANYTHING SHOULD GO WRONG NOW I STAND THE CHANCE OF LOOSING MY JOB AND ALSO MY RETIREMENT BENEFITS SO PLEASE LISTEN ATTENTIVELY TO EVERYTHING I SAY SO WE DONT MAKE MISTAKE AS SOON AS YOU GET ANY CONTACT FROM THE BANK I SUGGEST YOU CONTACT ME FIRST VIA EMAIL FOR TO ENABLE YOU REACH ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN PLAN THE NEXT STEP TOGETHER.LIKE I SAID THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF ALL DOCUMENTATION HERE THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN FULLY ESTABLISHED IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME IT IS NOW DEEMED THAT THE NIGERIAN PETROLUEM MINISTRY IS INDEBTED TO YOUR COMPANY TO THE TUNE OF$21.5I I HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO PAY FOR THE THREE YEARS TAXES EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO DISPOSE MY PERSONAL PROPERTIES (Oh Charles! That is very good of you!) BUT I KNOW I WILL ALWAYS GET THEM BACK. I WILL BE COMING DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY (AUSTRIAL) AT THE END OF THIS TRANSACTION WITH ALL THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS AS A FORM OF PROOF TO THE BANKING AUTHORITIES OR YOUR GOVERNMENT TO JUSTIFY THE FUNDS ALSO I MUST REMIND YOU ESPECIALLY AT THIS TIME TO REMEMBER TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL FOR NOW LET IT REMAIN STRICTLY BETWEEN ME AND YOU UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE SUCCESFULLY IN YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS ALWAYS, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.I URGE YOU TO SEND ME MAIL AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT RESPONSE
Your message is received and well understood.
We will strive together towards the achievement of this transaction; it will set us up for life! The sooner the better, don't you agree?
Now what? Do I just wait for the bank to approach me?