J. Cosmo Newbery

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After a quiet period Charles returns and asks Cosmo to ring him.

(Is he tiring of Minnie, or just keeping as many leads going as possible? How many 'hot prospects' do these guys follow?)

He had forgotten that Cosmo is deaf.


Dear Sir,

I believe you sent me a fax the other day requesting I ring you.

I fear that you have forgotten that I am completely deaf.

Yours sincerely,

J. Cosmo Newbery.


A fairly non-committal sort of email. We seem to be back at step 1 again:

Hello Cosmo,

Thank you for your mail been sent to me. Now i really understand your condition why we have to communicate through the net. You have to send your (1) company name and address (2) your bank particulars i.e. address of your bank, tel/fax number of the bank you are using, then the beneficiary of that account so that we can use your company to sign for the release of the fund. Is very important that you send those information.

Regards,

Charles.


Where Cosmo comes up with another company...

Dear Charles,

Yes, my condition is most irritating. I most sorely miss being able to listen to music.

But on the bright side I have the perfect excuse when people lob on my front door and want to convert me to some fringe religion!

Here are the details that you required:

Company Name: The Fardel Bearer
Address: 17 Hamlet Park, YORRICK, 3129, Australia.
Bank: National Bank of Australia
Bank Phone: 03 9326 5255
BSB Code: 083-001
Account No: 3098-3466
Account Name: The Prince of Denmark Pty Ltd, trading as The Fardel Bearer.

What is your expected time frame for the transaction?

Will I need to come to Nigeria?

Yours sincerely,

J. Cosmo Newbery.


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