Madame Yotta

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Yotta has a piggy sort of dream prior to going to Western Union.

Could it be that she was standing in the same queue as...no, no, that would be too much of a coincidence! But funny things do happen...


Dear Dr Usman,

I believe that you are right. I view Western Union as an avenue for crooks and grandmothers (though, of course, I do not put YOU into EITHER of those categories!) (Apologies to Western Union!) I suspect we must use that avenue to circumvent the highly inept Ossy chap; otherwise we will still be sitting around at Christmas waiting for him to pull his finger out.

I will go to Western Union tomorrow.

I had a really weird dream last night, Dr Usman. Do you believe in dreams, in vision? In my dream, you and I (I know I don't know what you look like but dreams seem to accommodate this) were crawling through the desert without food and water, when I start shouting: "Look it's a bacon tree! a bacon tree!" "Don't be stupid," you replied. "It's just a mirage. You're imagining things." But I ran off only to return minutes later with hundreds of bullet holes in me. "You were right," I moaned, dying in your arms, "It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a Ham Bush.

What do you make of this?

Yours from the spectral plane,

Yotta Celeste.

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