Shamsudeen is getting impatient...
Yotta Celeste
Madam,
i'm surprised over your silence. Ever since I ask you to open the account at allstates and forward the account details to enable me start the transfer process nothing has being heard. I hope and beleive you are in good health.
Could through this mail respond and update me on the position of thngs.
I will gladly appreciate a quick response from you.
Sincerely,
Shamsuddeen
My Dear Dr Usman,
So very like a Virgo, you lovely man! I do so love your predictability.
I have not replied to you because I have been waiting for that wunch of bankers at Allstatestrust Bank to get their act together and send me the form.
It came yesterday.
I faxed it this morning.
What more could I do?
It never fails to amaze me how incompetent the people in these places are. Perhaps you, as the typically cynical Virgo, will say that I should have forseen it, but the bank sent me a form to fill out for opening a new account and at no stage did they ask for my signature.
Can you believe that? Quite incredible really.
If I was you, and most assuredly I am not, I would try to use a more professional crowd for my financial affairs.
Anyway I am now waiting for them to advise me on how I am supposed to send them the $1,500 mandatory minimum deposit needed to open the account. They are so inept I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to used something like Western Union money transfer!
Perhaps I am doing them an injustice.
Let's wait and see.
Yours spiritually,
Yotta Celeste.