Madame Yotta

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Minor to-ing and fro-ing from the bank:

An initial reply from a most un-bank email:


Your email has been delivered successfully to my mail box but i'm presently not online to read your mail. I will get intorch with you as soon as pursible. (Pursible? Suitable for a bank. A bit Freudian.)


The second reply looked a bit better:

Yotta Celeste


We refer to your enquiry of the 13th and wish to inform you that your request have been granted and I have been assigned your account officer to quide you open an online account with our bank.

You are therefore requested to forward your fax number to me via; to enable us forward to you an account opening form which you will be requested to fill and which will enable us create the account in your name.

Onbehal of Allstates Trust Bank Plc, this is welcomming you as a prospective client/customer.

Yours faithfully,

Ossy Olaniyi
Account officer(Customer Services Dept)

Dear Sir,

Pleased be advised that my fax number is +613 9xxx xxxx

Yours sincerely,

Yotta Celeste.

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We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance.
We need 12 hugs a day for growth.

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