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Madame Yotta takes a stab at sketching Dr Usman.

Dear Dr Usman,

I firmly believe that you have already received my faxes.

Please confirm this for me.

Did you really pay the fees on my behalf? You are such a sweetie! I can see it in your stars; it is SO typical of the generosity of a true Virgo.

I would also predict that you prefer the colour blue, enjoy watching sporting activities, do not tolerate silliness or nonsense, enjoy wearing suits, favour meat dishes, drink strong sweet black coffee and prefer your women to adopt subservient positions during sexual congress.

Admit it, Dr Usman; I have you sussed out, don't I!

I have visited the allstatestrustbank site but am unsure what you want me to do with the 'contact us' form. What message am I to send the bank?

Yours cosmically,

Yotta Celeste

People take different roads seeking fulfilment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

- H. Jackson Browne

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