Dear Barrister Eek!
Happily God played no part in your education as to my true colours. Not only did you fall for my story hook, line and sinker I suspect you took a good hundred metres of high tensile line was well.
Well done Sir, A commendable fight from that most slippery of parasitic fish, the Nigerian Flathead (Platycephalous lagos).
>THE MISTAKE YOU MADE IN THE FIRST INSTANCE IS FOR YOU TO THINK THAT I WILL NOT KNOW IT IS YOU(MR JOHN SILVER).
Oh, you silly little man! John Silver is not J Cosmo Newbery. J Cosmo Newbery is John Silver! Or at least that is the rumour down at the back bar of the Pissed Parrot. But it is also entirely possible that neither is who the other thinks he is. Trust be, in the realms of polymorphic delusions, you are batting way out of your league.
Yours very much alive and very much pleased with your discomfort at being made look like a complete dill,
J Cosmo Newbery.