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They don't like my phone number. Or is it because I don't answer that phone? A bit precious, if you ask me.


DEAR MR SILVER,

I GOT A CALL FROM THE COMMITTEE IN HOLLAND COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR TELEPHONE, THAT THEY HAVE CALLED THE NUMBER FOR TWO DAYS NOW AND SOMEBODY KEEP TELLING THEM THAT IT IS A WRONG NUMBER. (That was Jim lad. I've already said sorry. What more can I do?)

I HAD TO TELL THEM YOU OWN THE PLACE BUT YOU HAVE SOLD IT AND THAT THE NUMBER IS STILL YOURS, THAT THEY SHOULD SEND FAX BUT THEY INSISTED THEY TALK TO YOU FIRST BEFORE SENDING ANY FAX SO THAT IT WILL NOT ENTER INTO THE WRONG PERSON'S HAND.

THEY THREATENED TO SEND THE MONEY BACK TO NIGERIA IF THEY DON'T GET ON LINE, I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU A MAIL TELLING YOU TO PROVIDE AN ALTERNATIVE NUMBER FOR THEM TO REACH YOU BEFORE SENDING ANY FAX INVITING TO HOLLAND.

SO PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER NUMBER OR YOU GO TO THE PARROT PISSA AND TELL THE PERSON THERE TO STOP TELLING THEM THAT IT IS A WRONG NUMBER.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU BEFORE MONDAY SO THAT I CAN GIVE THEM FEED BACK.

I AM SORRY FOR THE WAY I SOUNDED ON MY LAST MAIL TO YOU. (Yes, I should think so too.)

MY REGARDS TO YOUR WIFE.

THANKS.
BARR.FRANKLIN EKE
1968


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