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John Silver is apologetic:


Good ev'ning to ye, Barrister Eke!

I were mighty fine to get your letter this morning. It be a pleasure to be dealing with a learned gentleman and all, it would. And I must say, Sir, that I be well impressed with your tale and I be full inclined to join you in this most weaselly of endeavours.

I be apologising for me delay in replying but I was admiring the innards of one of Her Majesty's hotels due to a small discrepancy in me rum stocks.

I must be telling you that it is some years now since I plied the sweet trade in these southern waters. I be retired now and be the master of The Pissed Parrot Pub, an enterprise that manages to use a few of me more creative skills in the smuggling side of the ledger, if you get me drift.

Me telephone number is 9833 XXXX and me facsimile 9326 XXXX but I must be telling you that me hearing is not worth a pinch of poop since Old Pete's patarero went off beside me bleedin ear.

Yours from the poop deck,

John Silver.

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The Pissed Parrot Pub,
15 Vice Admiralty Courts,
YARDARM, 3300, Victoria.
Phone: 9833 XXXX
Fax: 9326 XXXX


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