Where John Silver, mariner, semi-retired, running a pub, corresponds with another Nigerian businessman.

Last addition: August 21th., 2003.

1. Compliment of the day to you and happy New Year Sir!
2. I be most keenly interested in your proposal.
3. WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO REPLY?
4. It be a pleasure to be dealing with a learned gentleman and all, it would.
5. THE NUMBERS YOU SENT TO ME ARE NOT COMPLETE
6. I would be begging a small explanation from ye too, if ye don't mind.
7. MY PHONE LINE ARE BUGGED.
8. Do ye live in a place inhabited with pirates and scoundrels, Sir?
9. I DON'T REMEMBER SENDING YOU A FAX.
10. Some mighty fine tidal properties in Northern Australia.
11. Would ye be wanting me to resend it?
12. I WILL SEND THE REGISTERED COPY TO YOU.
13. THE SENATE GAVE ME AN INSIGHT TO THE PROBLEM.
14. Do ye plan to be sharing your knowledge with me on this matter?
15. EVERY THING WILL BE CRYSTAL CLEAR.
16. I be mightily pleased that ye are back on deck too.
17. Please be tolerating of me condition.
18. I AM TOO BUSY TO START EXPLAINING THINGS NOW.
19. AT TIMES I BEGIN WONDERING IF YOU ARE OK OR NOT.
20. A bird in me hand soundly beats two on the poop deck.
21. THE SALE OF THE PARROT PISSA CLUB.
22. What are ye suggesting then?
23. I KNOW WHY I AM TELLING YOU THIS, I AM NOT BRAGGING.
24. Protected by lock and key and a goodly depth of sand.
25. I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE COMING TO SEE REASON WITH ME.
26. All such manifestations of the corporate beastie.
27. LET US GIVE THIS OUR BEST SHOT.
28. A scurvy dog in a bee-em-bleedin-double-yoo.
29. IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN FROM YOUR WORDINGS.
30. Will this be to your satisfaction, then?
31. I QUITE APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.
32. I am not well versed in the runnings of such matters.
33. IN OTHER WORDS IT IS OKAY.
34. I'd be inclined to look at them closely like.
35. SO IN CASE THEY HAVE SENT YOU ANY THING DON'T PANIC.
36. FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE DON'T BUNGLE THIS, MY HOPE LIES ON THIS.
37. Now I must be getting the old dear a mug of cocoa.
38. THERE IS NO MYSTERY INVOLVED.
39. I HAVE A LITTLE BE INDISPOSED.
40. Many moons ago me name was John Smith.
41. I were talking to Sally Hotthighs.
42. GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT THEY SAID. THAT IS MY SUGGESTION.
43. Is there another course for us to be charting?
44. THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING THAT KIND OF PROBLEM.
45. Would ye be telling me what is going on then?
46. PLEASE DON'T GO TO THAT BANK SITE AGAIN.
47. I will be trimming me sails and setting a steady course.
48. HOW IS MY DEAR OLD LADY, MRS SILVER.
49. Those scurvy mongrels at the Maroondah Hospital.
50. Me parrot Flint and me is off for a cruise.
51. IT IS NOT EASY RECALLING MONEY.
52. I be mighty refreshed.
53. THE GOOD NEWS IS...
54. A poor set of options for a parrot...
55. I QUITE APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN OVER ME.
56. SORRY FOR NOT GETTING BACK TO YOU.
57. PLEASE DON'T KEEP ME OUT THIS.
58. Are these people being seriously genuine and genuinely serious?
59. LET US BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE.
60. The wiffy end of a high horse.
61. I GOT A CALL FROM THE COMMITTEE...
62. OF COURSE IT WILL NOT BE TO OUR OWN INTEREST.
63. “Where are the Buccaneers?”
64. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
65. Personally I always found him difficult to understand.
66. I AM A LAWYER AND A VERY RADICAL ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
67. It is too large for the regular mail.
68. WHAT ABOUT HIS WIFE AND KIDS?
69. I WILL LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.
70. You make merry jest at my uncle's unfortunate demise.
71. A dark, prickly, sulky quiet...
72. A squeak from the Eke.
73. Platycephalous lagos.