Well, if he wont go away...
Thank you for your correspondence. It has been most educational.
I am most especially pleased with the issue of the kangaroos and the niddle. For years I had wondered what it was clogging the eyes of my niddles. You have solved one of the great reedles in my life, and for that I thank you.
I have some excellent news!! Miss Primm has accepted my offer to enter into holy matrimony and we are to be married at the earliest opportunity.
As you have played such a pivotal role in the progress of our relationship I would like you to attend the wedding as my guest. Please let me know your thoughts on this matter and I will forward you the formal invitation.
Related to that, I must tell you that I have a very small circle of friends and I am in need of someone to be the best man at our wedding. Would you be willing to perform this duty? I would greatly appreciate it if you would as you mean so much to both of us.
Yours most sincerely,