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Tenacious to the end, Kenneth hangs on.
Under stress though, as his font has reverted to Nigerian Modern Cursive.


> DEAR FELICITY,
Cosmo! Cosmo! How many times do I have to tell you that my name is Cosmo!
>
> FELI CITY YOU ARE A MAAAAD WOMAN,
Man, Kenneth, Man.
>
> I READ THE SITE YOU SHOWN ME AND I SEE NO SENSE IN THAT WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?
> YOU SHOWN ME A SITE LIKE THIS EARLY THIS YEAR AND I SEE NO MEANING IN IT.

I feared as much. Brain power would not appear to be a strong suit.
>
> LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONLY SEEKING A WAY TO CONTINUE YOUR PROSTITUTION
> BUSINESS, WHICH I AM NOT A STUMBLING BLOCK TO IT.
My wife would be a bigger stumbling block than you.
>
> I AM NOT HINDERING YOU FROM DOING YOUR PROSTITUTION BUSINESS OK, BECAUSE I
> KNEW THAT IT WILL BE VERY, VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO QUIT PROSTITUTE FOR
> MARRIAGE.
True, very true.
>
> AS I HAVE SAID IT EARLIER LETāS FORGET ABOUT THIS MARRIAGE PLAN.
What marriage plan?
>
> I WILL ONLY CONTACT YOU FOR BUSINESS, WHENEVER I WANT TO EXCHANGE SEX WITH YOU
> FOR MONEY.
So, are you saying that I will never see you again?
>
> I GUESS I HAVE MADE MYSELF CLEAR.
Clearer than I did, it would appear.
>
> PRINCE KENNETH
Pauper Cosmo.


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