Prince Kenneth gets anxious:

dear felicity,

if you did not send any special invitation letter to me tell me, so that i will withdraw my plans of coming to australia, because i don't want to the extend that after telling my business partners and my staffs that i will travel to australia for a wedding ceremony and they later find out that i am telling them lies,

i don't want to go through such a shame with my staffs and business partners a whole me. (You'd better hope they never read the internet...)

prince kenneth

J Cosmo Newbery sends soothing words...

Your Excellency,

I can understand how you must feel but I assure you that the invitation has been sent to the address you gave.

I can also assure you that my experience is that mail between Nigeria and Australia is depressingly slow.

Yours fraternally,

Cosmo.