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Well, after the end of the 'Epilogue' series I truly thought that that was the last of Prince Kenneth and Felicity Primm.

I then got the first letter below from the Prince.

What to do? Do I try to tease him along even further or do I confess my sins. But I have already tried to spell everything out to him in the past. What a bind, eh? Perhaps if Felicity were to tie the knot he might leave her alone...? (Who do I think I am kidding?)

Last addition: October 26th., 2003.

  1. A request from the blue.
  2. An offer to help.
  3. Regression.
  4. A father to son talk...
  5. YOU ARE NOT A STRAIGHT FORWARD PERSON.
  6. Please stop stop dribdling me...
  7. IT IT VERY EASY FOR A KANGAROO TO PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NIDDLE.
  8. RSVP.
  9. I will come with my convoy.
  10. Perhaps an electric waffle maker?
  11. Tiresome discussions with florists and cake makers
  12. I have inform my gatemen that i am expecting a parcel.
  13. i am still waiting...
  14. I can understand how you must feel but...
  15. i will be waiting...
  16. We immediately mounted a search of the grounds.
  17. She is a air-brained little floozy.
  18. My patience is growing thin.
  19. it is good to meet face to face instead of imaginations, is'nt it?
  20. Scurrilous Rat! Scurvy Pig! White ant!
  21. be cool baby.
  22. i should have remember that.
  23. But send it I did.
  24. the fabulous, prince kenneth.
  25. You are a stony heartless woman sometime.
  26. Forgive me for saying this but...
  27. So stop deceiving yourselfü I know you want to remain a prostitute.
  28. Enough of this, my damp-loined Prince!
  29. I SEE NO MEANING IN IT.
  30. i am affriad of you double tounged woman.
  31. Go the Magpies!
  32. And what would your parents say?
  33. listen very attentively and listen for good
  34. This is not a good sign, my Prince.
  35. i lost them in new york.
  36. i have already make up my mind for a very long time to have you forever.
  37. i was busy washing the nude pictures you send to me
  38. am i surprising you?
  39. FOUR SEASONS HOTELS SHANGHAI
  40. You are certainly more testing than most.
  41. AN ENGAGEMENT GOLDEN RING
  42. I am still all a bit shaky!
  43. Darling I promise you that we will be compatible forever.
  44. I must do what I feel is right.
  45. I am down on bended knee.
  46. I cannot have children, Kenneth.
  47. God can bless your womb and it will be fruitful again.
  48. It is a big subject.
  49. Intermission.
  50. I don't want you to be a victim.
  51. My pillock of strength!
  52. Darling delay is dangerous.
  53. Have you prayed to God?
  54. If I were God I would advise you to...
  55. Unaware of what is about to unfold...
  56. If I were God I would advise you to = forget her.
  57. May GOD strike me to death.
  58. Enough is enough.
  59. You're lying to me Kenneth.
  60. I know girls run after me but...
  61. Are you out of your mind?
  62. Something odd is afoot and I don't like it.
  63. You will always be the only Prince in my life.
  64. Prince of Anambra, The fortified & Fabulous City.