Kris Kringle

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Kris Kringle apologises for the money mess.

My Dear Miss Mike,

It has not been a good day. I must apologise so much for messing up the transfer of money. I can see now that I had gotten gotten the number wrong and, like everything that is driven by computers, that was enough for everything to grind to a halt.

I was not able to get to the bank today (Friday) as Mrs Kringle had booked me into a liposuction clinic. All she had told me was that it was a weight loss clinic. I too one look at Mr Jolly and his Electolux and ran for the door. By the time I was recaptured and pacified it was past bank closing time. I will arrange a trip to the bank on Monday.

Thank you for your photos. I am very impressed! You are most beautiful! Mrs Kringle says 'too beautiful'. If I had known what a beauty you were I would never have allowed Mrs. K. to be their when I opened your email. Certainly, regrettably, massages are completely out of the question now!

Again I can only apologise for the money mix up,

Yours sincerely,

Kris Kringle (Mr).

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