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The disc would appear to be a little more complicated than Mr Kringle thought.
Dear Mr.Kris Kringle
The disk is neither 45rpm nor 78rpm. As I stated in my previous email you will need US$3500. to get the disk from my end.
I await your urgent reply.
My regards to you and your lovely wife.
Dear Miss Mike,
I am knackered! Mrs Kringle enrolled me in a yoga class.
I thought it was all easy 'women's stuff' until I tried it. God almighty! I ache in places that a man is not meant to ache. Mrs Kringle is feeling a bit guilty for making me suffer like this and has gone off to get the liniment for a bit of a massage. After that it's down to The Furtive Ferret for a pint of lager.
The elves have proven to be a big disappointment. I think I will have to buy the disc at your end. What is the best way to transfer the money? Do you take VISA?
Mrs Kringle is waiting for me, I must go.
Kris Kringle (Mr).