A bit of phone activity:
The Rev tells me that I must plan to come to Nigeria in seven days. I explain that my medical condition will not stop me travelling and that I am looking forward to the trip.
The Rev tells me that I must buy an 'Anti-Terrorist Certificate' to ensure that the funds will not be used for terrorist purposes. Pretty clever sort of certificate, I think. I suggest that I will bring one with me but he says that I must buy it from him before I come. I suggest that he explain it in an email.
Unfortunately there is no easy way of recording and transcribing the phonecalls but they can verge on the slapstick.