Henry is not too sure what he is talking about:

Dear Mrs Rose Umuleri,

I am still quite confused as to how the anti terrorist certificate stops me misusing the money but I guess if it must be paid then it must be paid then it must be paid then it must be paid then it must be paid.

My brain hurts and I am feeling that I am repeating myself.

So, what do I do now is the winter spring summer prettier than others may mock but few can can at the Moulin Rouge.

I await your answer.

I am off for a nice cup of tea.

You're a woman. Do you know how to get tea stains out of a brown woollen cardigan?

Yours wearily,

Henry Witherspoon.