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The Anti-Ter(r)orists put their case:


ATTENTION: HENRY WITHERSPOON

WE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL.

REVEREND JIMMY OLUWA CLARKE IS THE DIRECTOR IMF LAISON OFFICE HERE IN NIGERIA.I GUES YOU ARE A CONTRACTOR WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA THAT IS WHY HE DIRECTED YOU TO THIS OFFICE AS HE NORMALLY DOES . IF AM NOT MISTAKING YOU'RE AMONG THE CONTRACTORS WHOSE CONTRACT FUND IS DUE FOR RELEASE. SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE AN OUTSTANDING DEBTS WITH OUR GOVERMENT DUE FOR PAYMENT BUT YOU'RE YET TO CLEAR YOUR FUNDS TERORIST FREE. (Yeah. That's right.)

AS YOU MAY WRIGHTLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE NEED OF OBTAINING THE ANTI-TERORIST CERTIFICATE FROM THIS OFFICE. (Yeah. That's right, too.) SINCE THE ATTACK OF 11SEP IN WORLD TRADE CENTER WASHINTON DC,USA. THE CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT OF CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO IN CONJUCTION WITH AMERICAN GOVERNMENT/UN JOINED TOGETHER TO FIGHT MANY PEOPLE AND ORGANIZATION WHO GOES AROUND SPONSORING TERORISM WITH MONEY/AMINATIONS AND EVERY OTHER MEANS BUT EXPECIALLY WITH MONEY I:E OSAMA BIN LADEN.THEIR AIM OF ADOPTING TERORIST CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE IS TO BLOCK MANY AVENUES WHEREBY THOSE TERORISTS SPONSORERS TRANSFER MONEY TO THEMSELVES. (Hey?)

NOW IT IS MEANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT ANY FUNDS ABOVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS GOING OUTSIDE NIGERIA TO ANOTHER COUNTRY MUST BE CLASSIFIED AND CLEARED AS TERORIST FREE. ANY FUNDS ABOVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS THAT GOES OUTSIDE THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT BEING CERTIFED TERORIST FREE FROM THIS OFFICE MUST BE TRACED AND STOP BY INTERPOL.WITH ALL HOPES THAT I MADE EVERYTHING UNDERSTANDABLE TO YOU.

IN A NUTSHELL, YOU CAN CALL ON US AT ANY TIME ANY DAY YOU NEED THE CERTIFICATE TO BE ISSUED TO YOU. WE WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR STEP (WHAT?) TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO YOU.TO CROWN IT ALL, THE CERTIFICATE WILL COST YOU USD1,920( ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS ONLY) USD1,000 (ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS) IS FOR THE ISSUANCE OF THE CERTIFICATE WHILE USD920 (NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS) IS FOR STAMP DUTY FEE. (As crowns go, it's a snip.) WE AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU ONCE YOU REQUIRE THE CERTIFICATE. THANKING YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MRS.ROSE UMULERI
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR,A.N.T.U NIGERIA


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