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I think this is a good time to stop Peter Kone and his cocoa empire.
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen!
How are we all tonight?
I am using Princess Tikka's email address but some of you know me as Hans Gneesunt Boompsadazi, others as Friar Tuck.
I have had an enormous amount of fun teasing you all but now it is time to move on. Thank you for a seemingly endless source of amusement.
An article attached to this email may help you make sense of it all.
But I do not hold out high hopes.
The main thing you have to realize is that...I know you have no money to give me and now you will be getting the sad and sorry realization that I am not about to give you any of my money.
Reread that sentence, it's important.
Sorry. Life's cruel. Cope with it.
Anyway from myself, and from a small group of loyal readers across the world, I bid you adieu.