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Hans heads off to rescue Olympia!

Mein Dear Son Peter Kone,

I am many thanks sending you for your concern but ve are gypsies; ve must our own way do thinks.

Mein wife your mother Olympia ist in the police station being helt. I do not think they beat her but I am tolt that they are to her Glen Campbell geplayink. This is of the Geneva Convention clearly a breachment.

I am The Amazing Maurice! I vill my Olympia your mother rescue!

I vill the police station gestorm mit ein balaclava unt sneakers. I am going to mein Olympia set free!! Tonight ist tonight, nicht wahr?

For me please be praying dear son! I am to glory goink!

Your father,


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