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The lawyer is not impressed with Hans' proposal.


ATTN ; MR HANS GNEESNUT- BOOMPSADAZI

DEAR SIR,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL WHICH WAS RECEIVED TODAY.

I HAVE NOTED YOUR REQUEST. BUT KINDLY BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE DONE THE BEST I CAN TO SEE THAT I SERVE YOU BETTER. (Of course you haf, meine kleine blossum!)

THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN HANDLE THIS KIND OF JOB WITHOUT FIRST OF ALL BEEN OFFICIALLY CONSULTED. WE MUST BE CONSULTED BEFORE WE START WORK. (Ja?) THE CONSULTATION FEE IS A CHARGE YOU HAVE TO PAY AND A FORM C WILL BE SENT TO YOU TO FILL ALL INFORMATION AND RETURN TO US. ONCE THAT IS DONE, IT NOW BECOMES OUR LEGAL OBLIGATION TO COMMENCE AND FINISH YOUR DUTY ASSIGNED TO US. WE HAVE GIVEN YOU OUR CONSIDERATION WITH REGARD TO OUR LEGAL PROFESSIONAL PAYMENT OF THIS SERVICE. WE MADE IT EASIER FOR YOU THAT YOU CAN PAY US AFTER RECEIPT OF YOUR FUND. WE SHOULD NOT BE LEFT EMPTY HANDED PLEASE. (So sorry to disappoint you...)

WE CAN NOW OPEN UP A FILE IN YOUR FAVOUR, THIS MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY REGISTERED AS OUR CLIENT WITH US. THIS IS A GENERAL LEGAL PROCEDURE WORLDWIDE, EVEN THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY. EVERY LAWYER RECEIVES HIS CONSULTATION FEE BEFORE STARTING ANY WORK.

WE HOPE TO RECEIVE YOUR GO AHEAD ORDER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, WHILE WE REASSURE YOU OF OUR BEST OF SERVICE. IN SIMPLIER LANGUAGE, WE REQUIRE OUR CONSULTATION FEE WHICH WILL ENABLE US TO COMMENCE DUTY. (Pig Dog!)

TO HASTEN UP THINGS, YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO US QUICKLY.

THANKING YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

YOURS IN SERVICE,

DR. D . WILLIAMS ETOBE ESQ
FOR ; DANIEL AND WILLIAMS LAW CHAMBERS, ABIDJAN.


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