Hans Gneesunt-Boompsadazi

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ATTN ; MR.Hans Gneesunt-Boopsadazi.

DEAR SIR,

I WONDER WHETHER YOU RECEIVED MY LAST MAIL IN RESPONSE TO YOURS.

KINDLY LET ME KNOW IF YOU RECEIVED THAT MAIL SO THAT I CAN RESEND IT TO YOU IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE IT. BUT IF YOU RECEIVED IT OK, KINDLY ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN WE WILL BEGIN YOUR DUTY ASSIGNED TO US.

WE ARE READY TO WORK FOR YOU IF ONLY YOU CAN CO-OPERATE WITH US. WE ALSO ASSURE YOU OF DOING YOUR WORK WITH OUR BEST EFFORT.

WE HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SHORTLY. (Don't call me shortly! I am The Amazing Maurice! The Vorlds Tallest Midget!)

THANKING YOU ONCE AGAIN.

YOURS SINCERELY,

DR DANIEL ETOBE ESQ.
FOR ; DANIEL AND WILLIAMS LAW CHAMBERS ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE.


Hans wonders why, if the professional fees can be taken from the total transaction amount, why not the consultation fee also?

Mein Dear Attorney Etobe,

I am you for your two letters thanking greatly.

It is on your part to defer the professional fees until the completion of the transaction most generous.

I am only a humble gypsy being. Mein livink is from stage shows made. Ich bin The Amazing Maurice! Canst you see your vay to the consultation fee in a similar vay deferring? So that it ist from the transaction amount getaken?

Such an arrangement would be most satisfactorily so, nicht wahr?

Frau Gneesunt-Boomsadazi sends her greetings and to you asks if you have the experiences of ein electrolysis company suink?

Guten abend.

Hans Gneesunt-Boompsadazi.


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