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The lawyer, Daniel Etobe, defends his charges.


ATTN : MR HANS GNEESUNT-BOOPSADAZI

DEAR SIR,

I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND ALL YOUR COMMENTS.

I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT OUR CHAMBERS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHAMBERS IN ABIDJAN. (No kidding? Doesn't say much for the legal presence in Abidjan, does it?) WE ARE NOT A SMALL CHAMBER AT ALL. WE ARE NOT HUNGRY LAWYERS. WE ARE BIG TIME SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATES. IF WE ARE WORKING FOR YOU, YOU MUST BE SATISFIED FOR OUR SERVICES. (Mmmm...)

PLEASE, DO NOT FEEL SO BAD ABOUT OUR CHARGES. WE CONSIDERED YOU BEFORE PLACING OUR CHARGES. WE WILL RECEIVE OUR PAYMENT FROM YOU AFTER WHEN THE TRANSFER IS MADE IN YOUR ACCOUNT. AFTER RECEIVING THE FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN THEN PAY US THE O.1% OF THE TOTAL FUND TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. IS THIS A BAD ARRANGEMENT?

BUT, TO START THE PROCESS OF THIS TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT, WE REQUIRE OUR CONSULTATION FEE OF ONLY USĄ1,800. THIS WILL ENABLE US COMMENCE ACTION ON THIS ASSIGNMENT. WE ARE NOT BEEN EXPENSIVE AT ALL. IT IS IN OUR CHAMBERS THAT YOU CAN GET THE CHEAPEST COST OF SERVICE BUT WITH HIGH QUALITY REPRESENTATION THROUGHOUT THE COAST OF ABIDJAN. YOU CAN TRY OTHER CHAMBERS TO SEE WHAT I AM TELLING YOU.

I AM GOING TO REMAIN YOUR LAWYER DURING AND AFTER THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND. (Not if I have any say in the matter, you wont.)THE WORK I AM GOING TO DO FOR YOU TO SEE THAT THIS FUND IS TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT DELAY IS TOO MUCH. I CANNOT START MENTIONING THEM ONE BY ONE. BUT ONE THING I WILL ASSURE YOU IS THAT YOU WILL ENJOY OUR SERVICES WHEN WE FINISH OUR SERVICE FOR YOU. (Like a bull services a cow?)

I WILL LIKE TO WORK FOR YOU BUT THE WORK IS NOT TOO SMALL LIKE YOU THINK. I KNOW WHAT IS INVOLVED AND I AM GOING TO HANDLE EVERYTHING WELL. JUST SEND OUR CONSULTATION FEE OF USĄ1,800, AND LEAVE THE REST OF THE WORK FOR US.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

YOURS IN SERVICE

DR. DANIEL ETOBE
FOR : DANIEL AND WILLIAMS LAW CHAMBERS, ABIDJAN.


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