Hu Flung Dung tries to gently angle away from telephone calls.
Most Kind Sir,
Today I received your email. You are most forthcoming with information. I most interested in making the deal with you.
With regard to details you requested:
Full name: Hu Flung Dung.
My company is named: The Han Khat Restaurant.
In this country we do not have social security number but tax file number is 344 509 113
Regarding other distinguishing marks, I have scar on my neck from where my (former) wife, may she rest in heavenly peace, stabbed me with chop stick.
Confucius say: Woman with chopstick not wise to attack man with meat cleaver.
Other marks: I have been circumcised.
My telephone number is xxxx. But I am miserably to admit that my English not good. Do you speaking in Mandarin?
I can write with English most passably but I am without confidence in the using of the voice.
Is this problem?
Hu Flung Dung.