Mr Hu is going to the beach...
Honorable Dr Anderson,
Today I am receiving your email.
Tomorrow I am taking my new wife, Hu Yu Fuk, to beach for nine days.
When I return I am dealing with your transaction.
I am regretting this delay but am fearful Mrs Hu will not permit cancellation of departure as beach is promised break after long busy Christmas season and before forthcoming Chinese New Year.
When I return I am organising money transfer. OK?
Please be sending account details to facilitate transfer. Please also be explaining why fees are in US Dollar but location is in UK slum. I am being most intrigued.
Yours most humbly,
Hu Flung Dung.