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Mr Hu's sad tale...

Honourable Mr Johnson,

Today I am returning to Australia with heavy heart.

On Monday I am arriving at Schiphol and I am being detained by customs because I am carrying large amounts of money in cash.

They say I am drug man and want to know what money for. I say am tourist but they not believe me. I fear I cannot say true use of money due to your need for secrecy but customs man not release me without good reason.

They put me on flight to Hong Kong. I am only just getting home.

What am I to do now?

Yours humbly,

Hu Flung Dung.

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