Mr Hu's sad tale...
Honourable Mr Johnson,
Today I am returning to Australia with heavy heart.
On Monday I am arriving at Schiphol and I am being detained by customs because I am carrying large amounts of money in cash.
They say I am drug man and want to know what money for. I say am tourist but they not believe me. I fear I cannot say true use of money due to your need for secrecy but customs man not release me without good reason.
They put me on flight to Hong Kong. I am only just getting home.
What am I to do now?
Hu Flung Dung.