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Where Hu Flung Dung, proprietor of the highly successful Han Khat Restaurant, talks business with some Nigerian Conmen.

Last addition: January 22nd., 2003.
  1. This request may seem strange and unsolicited
  2. Are you still needing assistance?
  3. LET TRUST AND HONESTY BE OUR WATCHWORD
  4. Do you speaking in Mandarin?
  5. TO CONCLUDE THIS LIFE TIME TRANSACTION
  6. Travel is most problematical for at least two week.
  7. May radiant Buddha smile on you.
  8. Tomorrow I am contacting security company.
  9. Between wok and hard place.
  10. YOU ARE INVITED TO COME TO AMSTERDAM.
  11. Are these people trustworthy?
  12. The security company is fully legal
  13. On Wednesday I going Amsterdam.
  14. MY SON FELIX WANGA JOHNSON WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
  15. I hope it is dark, cold, wet and if possible, snowing.
  16. My son will be arriving amsterdam first thing tommorrow morning
  17. PERMANENT FATAL ERROR
  18. A most undignified media circus.
  19. WE ARE BAFFLED.
  20. Please do not believe what they say about me.
  21. MY SON IS STILL IN AMSTERDAM WAITING FOR YOU.
  22. May Buddha ensure your navel fluff is always blue.
  23. WE CAN DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR COUNTRY.
  24. What is happening?
  25. Today I am returning to Australia with heavy heart.
  26. He was at the airport for 5hours.
  27. Christmas season very busy for restaurant Han Khat.
  28. GLOBAL SECURITY LTD(UK).
  29. CONFIDENTIAL FAMILY TREASURES.
  30. My new wife, Hu Yu Fuk.
  31. I am restaurateur not financial wizard kid.
  32. Confucius say noodle long and thin but first pancake always lumpy.
  33. Your mail was received and well noted.
  34. I make more money from song than from $4 special fry rice.
  35. Fan hits the Shit.