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The Senator is interested in the fact that he will be the sole beneficiary of the money...

Good evening Sir,

I am sorry for a delay in replying. I has to do a mercy dash to visit one of my constituents as one of her dilemmas, a delightful little animal, had something stuck on it horns.

Such is the drama of public life.

I have read your correspondence and it is perfectly clear to me what you are trying to do.

Am I to understand you that the boxes will be in my name? Only my name? So I will be the sole beneficiary of the entire $45 million? That is very interesting.

I see no reason not to return to Benin. Did you find out the name of the lady in the Cyber Cafˇ?

Are you sure that I will not need a visa. I thought it was always necessary. But I have been wrong before. Admittedly it was a long time ago.

My full name is Gluteus Maximus
Passport Number: C0606494

I will advise you as soon as I have a ticket. I believe Air France flies to Benin. Is it still flying in the current war environment?

I sincerely look forward to doing business with you.

Yours imperially,

Gluteus Maximus.

Alter crus canere tintinnabulum.

(The other one plays Jingle Bells.)

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