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The Senator doesn't.

Greetings Mr Nosa,

I am sorry to report that I suspect my phone is being tapped by opposition politicians in the government. People who do not have my wellbeing at heart.

I feel that it would be wise to avoid the phone if at all possible. These people would think nothing of discrediting me if given half a chance and publicity would sink this transaction.

I need the money too much to let that happen.

Yours imperially,

Gluteus Maximus.

Suus labri movere; hic lacere.

(If his lips are moving, he's lying.)

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