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The Reverend Rufus is not one to flex his vocululary:

Attn: Friar Augustus,

Your detailed mail was received and noted.

Please send your bank account detail and your mailing address in Australia, this will help us prepare the payment voucher and fund release order form for your endorsement before the swift wire transfer of US$35.5 Million could be effected to your bank.

Best regards and be guided.

Rev. Rufus Adams

I send him some ficticious details:

My Good Reverend Adams,

Thank you for your most impressively austere mail. You are obviously a man of action, not words.

Our banking details are:

Account: Nasturtium Monks (Monastery Account #1)
Bank: St Georges Bank
BSB: 093-827
Account Number: 5048-1119

The mailing address is:

Friar Augustus Tuck,
The Nasturtium Order of Monks,
The Monastery,
52-58 Mark Street,
North Melbourne, 3051,
Victoria, Australia.

Please advise me of the likely timeframe for settling this issue as I wish to have something to report to the Hooded Council when it meets in a few days time.

Bless you Sir,

I remain, your humble and obedient servant,

Friar Tuck.

Blessed is he that considereth the poor: the LORD will deliver him in time of trouble.

- Psalm 41:1

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