Friar Tuck

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OK. If I am to deal with a reverend, I might as well be a little religious myself....

Dear Reverend Adams,

I have been entreated by the supreme council of the monastery to respond to a letter we received from his excellency, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

It has been an ongoing source of concern to us that a business deal entered in to by our late bursar, Friar Ignatius Spittle, (God rest his tortured soul) has remained unresolved for so long.

The letter from his Excellency gives us hope that you will be able to resolve the issue. Please advise me as to how we proceed from here.

God speed you in your endeavours,

Bless you Sir,

I remain, your humble servant,

Friar Tuck.

And he smote his enemies in the hinder part: he put them to a perpetual reproach.

- Psalm 78:66

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