Friar Tuck

Previous | Next

Menu to this story | Nigerian Menu | Main menu

The Reverend Rufus has trouble getting his mind around the enormity of my offer...

Dear Friar Tuck,

Your mail received.

We could not understand what you meant by $20. Australian.

Could you explain this to our clearer understanding. I wait to read from you.

Rev. Rufus Adams.

I hate bartering...

My Dear Ecclesiastical Colleague,

You drive a hard bargain.

I have consulted with the Bursar and we have agreed that we can stretch the budget to $25. That is Australian dollars, of course.

Please let me know your decision.

I remain most humbly,

Augustus Tuck.

Accept, I beseech thee, the freewill offerings of my mouth, O Lord, and teach me thy judgements.

-Psalms 119:108

Previous | Next