Friar Tuck

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The Rev wonders where the documents are.

Dear Friar Tuck,

We have been waiting to receive the transfer form you. Note that this is a monetary transaction that doesnât need much delay.

You received this document since Monday, and till this moment you refused to fax back the form as promised. The Presidency will not be held responsible from any act of penalty based on your delay. Being a church or not.

Rev. Adams

The fax number doesn't work. (True!)

My Dear Brother,

I must protest at the severity of your comments.

For the last two days I have been trying to fax the documents to the number that you gave me. All I get is a message telling me to check my number and try again.

Kindly confirm this you-beaut satellite fax number is correct before you chastise me too strongly for not doing something that I have been attempting for two days. Albeit in vain.

I remain, your humble servant,

Friar Tuck.

To him that rideth on the heavens of heavens, which were of old; lo,he doth send out his voice, and that a mighty voice.
-Psalms 68:33

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