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July 10th, 2003.
At last, the Prince seems to understand...


mr or miss felicity,
YOU ARE ONE PERSON,CALL YOURSELF (COSMOS NEWBERY,ROGAN JOASH,ISSABELLA,FELICITY)YOU ARE ONE PERSON,STOP FOOLING YOURSELF YOU BASTARD.
YOU ARE DISTURBING MY LIFE CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

PRINCE KEN


Mr Newbery tidies up the loose ends...

Kenneth, me ol' Prince,

When you finally rock up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter looks down your ledger to decide whether you enter heaven or burn in hell, he will see what an enormous amount of pleasure that you have given to thousands of people world wide over the last year.

And he will be most impressed.

Then he will frown a bit when he sees that you were one of the countless Nigerians who try to scam money off stupid, greedy people. But he understands that it is their own greed that does these people the damage.

And he will be understanding.

And then finally, as he reviews the great register of yours deeds, good and bad, he will see that you actually think yams are an edible food.

And he will tell you to go to hel...

...p prepare a pot full for lunch.

It has been fun.

Thank you.


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