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July 9th, 2003.
The Prince seems to be upset.

mr or miss felicity,
prince ken.

Mr Newbery is shocked.

Your Excellency,

I really am quite shocked at your strange outburst.

It is you who is deluding yourself if you think that you can use some two bit harlot to try to kill me. Why you wanted to do this is not clear to me but I am convinced in my own mind that the attempt by that brazen hussy to end my life had to come from further a field and, being as she seems to be so totally besotted by you, you head my suspect list.

Though God only knows why the woman would be so love sick over some paste-board prince, presiding over some gnat-filled hellhole in the cesspits of the third world, is quite beyond me.

The only thing that would have driven her with such ardour must have been an order from you.

Though what I have done to deserve such disrespectful treatment is unclear.

But your little slut-for-rent is locked up where she can do no more harm.

Bravo Sir! A job well done.

Your Excellency, I remain,

Your most humble servant,

J Cosmo Newbery,
Newbery & Associates.

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