February 28th, 2003
I tried to end it. Harsh but fair:

Dear Kenneth,

The story finished off quite nicely with the joint interview between Felicity, Issie, J Cosmo Newbery and myself.

I like the way it finished.

I do not intend to add anything more to it.

That's it. End of story.

Please note: all characters (except myself) are fictitious.

There is no Felicity. There never was a Felicity.

You are in love with the imagination of a 48yr old, balding, slightly overweight man, married with three children and a cat.

I would not dwell on that image but I seriously recommend that you look elsewhere for your next Mayoress of Lagos.

Adieu.