Felicity sends a 'nice' letter, all the while tip-toeing around the touchy subjects - fairly used cars and blow-jobs.

My Dear Kenneth,

You cannot believe the emotions I felt when I received your email this evening - two banknotes! You are a very generous and kind man.

I don't know how to thank you.

I am like a small girl at Christmas time, eagerly waiting by the letterbox! I'm all over the place like a wet spaniel!

But enough of me. How have you been? What do you do with ourself during the day?

Can you tell me a little about Nigeria? I know so little about it and I would like to know more. What is the weather like now? Does it get cold? Do you get much rain?

I must go to bed now, I have an early day tomorrow.

Many hugs,

Felicity.