Dan brings Mr Williams up to date:

A top of the evening to you, Mr Williams!

It has been a traumatic day for me. Weasels got into our breeding kennels and ate over two dozen of our shamrock eggs.

I caught one of them. It wont be a large hearth rug but it is something.

Anyway I should not be burdening you with my problems, should I then?

I am pleased to be telling you that the security firm has sent me a mighty fine letter and requested that I be sending them a fax of me passport. That I will be doing tomorrow, to be sure.

Best wishes to you,

Dan.