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Well, I promised I would have too many of these things on the go at once but how could I not respond to a fax with the following letterhead? What do you say to someone who stuffs up the header of their own letter so comprehensively? Brain power is obviously not a strong suit.
And also it has a most convincing (Ha!) 'certified copy' of my cheque to be.
Dear Mr Ike,
I have received a letter from a Mrs Dorathy Balogun requesting that I contact you with regard to payment of the outstanding monies against my account.
I would dearly love to wind up this whole affair as soon as possible.