J Cosmo Newbery

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Kaye Serrah, from the Philosophical Society, steps in as Cosmo's niece.
Cosmo is dead, no bull. Well, just one.


Dear Madame,
My name is Kaye Serrah. I am the niece of your friend Cosmo Newbery. I am sad to tell you Uncle Cosmo is dead. He was killed by a bull. It happened while he was in Spain. I have attached a newspaper clipping. I do not know what else to say. Were you a close friend? Do you want to come to the funeral? The police in Spain have sent me his ears. Do you want them? That is all I can tell you. Please email me if you need more information. But I do not know much more. Did Uncle Cosmo owe you anything? Would you like me to send you something? He spoke well of you in his diary. I am sorry to send such sad news. He is at peace now. Amen.
Yours sincerely, Kaye Serrah.


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